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A: A washing machine doesn't follow me around for two weeks after I drop a load in it.
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ROFLMAO.. love it..Originally Posted by Chris P
two fish are swimming along, one behind the other. the first one swims into a wall, turns around with a stunned look on its face and says to the second one, "dam!"
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere
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Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a 16-year-old?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow me around for two weeks after I drop a load in it.
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the BBC have announced a new character for top gear
the new mysterious black man will go around stealing very fast cars
We dont know much about him
but some say he's never worked a day in his life, he lives off benefits & handouts
some say he knows every loophole in the system and will cry 'racism' at every chance
all we know is, he's called the Nig!
Dude thats racist!!! And f**king offensive
PAVTEK Race Engines
pull the fk up mate. cant handle a joke? get the fk out of the joke section.
mmmm beer....
I think this kinda proved the point...
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jokes are jokes!! if any one thinks they're racist or not,that's their problem.i'm part aboriginal and i love black fella jokes as much as the collingwood jokes.
got home today and found a black fella in my mailbox.
i think some pricks trying to blackmail me!!!!
Lets just see how many racist pricks comment on my comment. Hahaha im going to enjoy this. Australians (born and bread in Australia for many generations) say they're not racist, get fked, this whole country is built on racism. And before you say that was back then and racism doesnt exist now, just take a look at that joke and watch the comments roll in. I know this is the joke section on a public forum, but i didnt know the Just Commodore community tolerated racism!
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What do you call a gay bar without chairs/stools?
A fruit stand.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw the gas bill.
It's not Racist because I am Hitlers son and mums a jew.
What did the spanish electrician say to his assistant?
Watt up ohms
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
Guy walks into a cafe and sees a horse seated at a table, drinking a cup of coffee. The waiter comes up to take the mans order, and the man says, waiter, is that normal? And the waiter says, No, he usually orders a lemonade
Rolling on 4 again :D
You totally belong in this thread. You're the worst joke yetYou ever made a joke about an irishman, or a catholic priest, or a woman, or anyone that can be identified as different in any way to any other person? If so, you're just as guilty as anyone else. Just because this joke is about race doesn't mean it is racist, it means it is a joke about racial stereotypes. Racism is not applicable where no intent is behind a statement. Racism is a personal concept, you can choose to take offence if you so wish. Many people like to feel self-righteous, so they cry racism. The people who are smart enough to appreciate that a joke is a joke, and not an attack, don't take offence. You have proven yourself to be below that point.
If you don't like jokes, don't read this thread. That's all that has been in here so far.
So Wet For You!
I take offence to this and i'd like this user perma banned for being homophobic
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STEALTHY's Shed Clean Out! Buy my ****
Now That's How We Roll!
Q, how many babies does it take to paint a house?
A, It depends how hard you throw them.
Now That's How We Roll!
I just got scammed, I bought a Tiger Woods DVD entitled "my favourite 18 holes". Turns out its all about golf.
Why are the chairs turned upside in a gay bar ?
More seating space.
The BBC have announced a new character for top gear
the new mysterious black man will go around stealing very fast cars
We dont know much about him
but some say he's never worked a day in his life, he lives off benefits & handouts
some say he knows every loophole in the system and will cry 'racism' at every chance
all we know is, he's called the Nig!
Half of redfern keeps asking me when there doing the Australian version coz there really well qualified bro.
Hey are TV ads rascist if they claim the new plasma screen has blacker blacks ?
I keep waiting for someone to sue the Australian Government coz there's no black on the Australian Flag.
Kiwi Shoe polish used to be Aussie shoe polish until Bert Ramapinji from Mullumbimbi said it wouldn't come off his hands...
One day, young aboriginal boy decided to try and change his race. He wanted to fit in with the other kids at his school. He talked it over with his girlfriend and then decided to go home and into the garden shed and paint himself white with paint. So home he went, into the shed, an 4l of house paint later - he was white from head to toe.
He walked into the house and shouted "MUM! - Look at me !". She did, and screamed "You bloody idiot look what you done ta me carpets - Git out of the house you white shit!".
So he went down to the park and said to his mates "Hey Blokes ! look at me". They all laughed and pretended they couldn't see him in the daylight. Almost in tears, he went to the pub to find his old man. "Hey Dad - check this out!" he cried." Jesus what the bloody hell do you think your doing ! get home, get cleaned up and keep out of my goddamn shed!" shouted his father.
On the way home he bumped into his Girlfriend Sharlee. She asked him how he was doing and he said "Totally Ratshit. Ive only been white a half an hour and i already hate you fu*kin Black C*nts!"....
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i always go to black fella's garage sales,best way to get your stuff back
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never laugh at a black fella riding past on a pushy,because it's probably yours!
Hand over the dog bikkies
Did you hear Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller? There now known as Flatman and Ribbon.
Did you hear what their doing in nursing homes now days? Before bed there giving the male patients a Milo and a Viagra. The Milo is to help them sleep while the Viagra is to stop them falling out of bed.
What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
havent seen you in a while.
What's the three similarities between Aboriginals and Cigarettes
• They both stink.
• They both come in packs
• And the Gonvernment is trying to ban them in public places.
My Genesis Blue VS Acclaim
After seeing the pic at the top I though you guys might enjoy this
There's actually a Facebook page titled 'Grand Theft Auto Kwinana'
My Genesis Blue VS Acclaim
Obviously Unsensible
from a christmas cracker.
-What did the maths book say to the English book?
-I've got lots of problems.
there is some really sad jokes here but some even more sad people!
So Wet For You!
Public Service Announcement.
Those members who do not hold a 'sense of humour' should not venture into the 'jokes/humour' section.
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STEALTHY's Shed Clean Out! Buy my ****
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