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Bye SV6 - still love you
What's the difference between a duck??
One of its legs is both the same.
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Junk Yard Dog
What did the tablecloth say to the table? .....
"Dont move, I've got you covered."
come get me
what did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
your too young to be engaged.
Bye SV6 - still love you
Little Joey was asking his Mum "... If big horses have little horses, and big cows have little cows, and big people have little people, why don't big trains have little trains??"
To which his Mum answered "Well, that's because big trains pull out on time."
(obviously little Joey and his Mum don't live in Sydney!)
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Brain function fading .
Still wrong
Originally Posted by jenkos_vl
What is more fun than putting 10 babies in one bucket?
Putting one baby in 10 buckets.
What do Tasmanians and Cocaine have in Common?
They are both taken by Cousins.
What is more fun than spinning a baby around on a clothes line at 100mph?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Never
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3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.
CLANG .......
it must be wrong for me to find that so amusing...
attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
love it!!
since we're going low enough for baby jokes...
Q. How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?
A. Nail its other hand to the floor.
* Phreddy's Blaupunkt Aux input and line out mod
* 18x8 inch Equus Kalibur Wheels with Maxxis MAV-1 235/40R18
* Sureflo 3.5 inch medium-loud cat back exhaust
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how do you stop your worst enemy from drowning?
take your foot off his head.
attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
lmfao.. love them... especially the koala one!
DaZ
Project: Shifty1 commences Feb 2007
The_Monk says:
im a leech
How do you know when a guy has a high sperm count?
The girl has to chew before she swallows.
Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?
It doesnt need cleaning.
Whats the definition of the perfect athlete?
The guy who finishes first AND third in a masturbating contest
Dont like my driving? Get off the sidewalk!
1988 VN Calais: CAI, 2.5inch Catback, 18x8.5shadow chrome wheels, JVC DVD player + 7inch Screen.
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Robin, get in the car.
Whats the definition of grose? siamese twins joined at the mouth and one throws up...
So wrong, and yet so funny....
IT'S ALL MIND OVER MATTER..
I DON'T MIND AND THEY DON'T MATTER!!
Justice League
Q: How long does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw the babies.
Haha i gotta get my baby jokes out of the way now, my friends missus is pregnant. Im not sure how long i have before i get smacked in the face for telling them
LPG Installer :p
What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?
Snowballs
How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
Set it on fire
come get me
how do you make a dog go 'meeeeeeooooowwwwww' ?
dip it in liquid nitrogen & put it through a bandsaw.....
the holden mechanic
lol damn that is gooooooooooood
come get me
lol tis an oldie from school.....
but in recent events.... got a few stories & interesting pics from my dads work..... seems the wild mice swim for around 3 strokes in a drum of LN before freezing, & the feral cats love the mice pieces lol after they hit the walls & smash into itty bitty pieces...... hehehehehehe.
*dons animal lovers flame suit*
LPG Installer :p
hehe mICE cubes lol that's a joke in itself really
come get me
lmao.... Im so smsing that right now......
whats white and red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller??
a baby with a potato peeler
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a man walks into a bar and asks for the fork, bar tender gives him one
another man walks into a bar and asks for the fork, bar tender gives him one too
another man walks into a bar and asks for the fork, bar tender gives him one aswell
a 4th man walks into the bar and asks for a straw......
bar tender says: why are you asking for a straw when everyone else asked for a fork?
man says: someone threw up on the sidewalk and all the chunky bits are gone
2 sausages are in a pan, 1 sausage looks to the other and says
"how you going mate?"
The other looks to his fellow sausage and says,
"F*** ME! a talking sausage!"
2 cows in a paddock
one cow says "moo"
other cow says "you bastard, i was going to say that!"
Brain function fading .
Have you heard the story about the little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in a dyke?
She beat the **** out of him.
Three things you always hear from a Kiwi.
My Great Grandmother was a Maori Princess.
My Great Grandfather played for the All Blacks
and I was just helping it over the fence.
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come get me
Ive heard that as an emo joke......
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