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    Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Getting hit by a car

    Sorry if this one offends!
    Quote Originally Posted by showbags View Post
    Seriously dude, that threads over 4 years old. Did they give you a shovel when you joined up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HERONVY View Post
    Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Getting hit by a car

    Sorry if this one offends!
    I thought it was:

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple. Obviously half a worm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeys437 View Post
    Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    The holocaust
    How much does a holo cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theperthvan View Post
    How much does a holo cost?
    I wrote out a witty yet highly offensive answer to question that but decided against posting it

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    Boy: So, sex at my place?
    Girl: Yah!
    Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
    Girl: OK?
    ~Later~
    Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
    Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!

    I found this this on those links you can like on facebook, i loled so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeys437 View Post
    I wrote out a witty yet highly offensive answer to question that but decided against posting it
    Hah! happy to have it pm'd

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