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JD

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Post all your crap jokes here!
Those ones that are so bad they make you laugh.

i got a couple here.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

he wanted to see time fly.

same as above by slighty modified to be funnier ( hopefully )

a guy walked into a bar, ouch
a second guy walked into the bar and the first guy says to the second " they should really put a sign up saying drunks stop now! ".

why did the clock throw the boy out the window?

REVENGE!:D
 

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how do you get an elephant into a fridge?

open it and put him in.

how do you get a giraffe in a fridge?

take out the elephant, put the giraffe in

Simba calls a meeting with all the animals in the land, who isnt there?

the giraffe, he's still in the fridge.
 

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hehehe i love em.
 

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you blind a deer, what do you get?

no idea.

you amutate its legs, what is it now?

still no idea.
 

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why does the elephant have yellow paint on its soles?

so it can hide upside down in a bowl of custard
 

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whats the difference between beer nuts and dear nuts beernuts cost $1.50 and dear nuts are under a buck
 

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why did the kangaroo cross the road?

to see his flat mate.
 

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why does the elephant have yellow paint on its soles?

so it can hide upside down in a bowl of custard

what the fuk?!?

what do you call a man with no legs and no arms?
Matt

whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff holding its breath
 

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whats big, yellow, falls out of a tree and can kill you???
a bulldozer
 
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