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Bad Jokes!
Post all your crap jokes here!
Those ones that are so bad they make you laugh.
i got a couple here.
A guy walked into a bar, ouch.
why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
he wanted to see time fly.
same as above by slighty modified to be funnier ( hopefully )
a guy walked into a bar, ouch
a second guy walked into the bar and the first guy says to the second " they should really put a sign up saying drunks stop now! ".
why did the clock throw the boy out the window?
REVENGE!
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how do you get an elephant into a fridge?
open it and put him in.
how do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
take out the elephant, put the giraffe in
Simba calls a meeting with all the animals in the land, who isnt there?
the giraffe, he's still in the fridge.
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hehehe i love em.
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you blind a deer, what do you get?
no idea.
you amutate its legs, what is it now?
still no idea.
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MSABBY
why does the elephant have yellow paint on its soles?
so it can hide upside down in a bowl of custard
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no legs.
Neil.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
Doug.
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whats the difference between beer nuts and dear nuts beernuts cost $1.50 and dear nuts are under a buck
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why did the kangaroo cross the road?
to see his flat mate.
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what the ###?!?Originally Posted by Sabby
what do you call a man with no legs and no arms?
Matt
whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff
whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff holding its breath
the holden mechanic
whats big, yellow, falls out of a tree and can kill you???
a bulldozer
Junk Yard Dog
ha ha i've heard the pool table version of that
What's the difference between an orange and a banana? Nothing, except the orange is round.
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how do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogy into it
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That dent guy
Why did the boy fall off the bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him
Why did fred fall off the bike?
Fred was a fish
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
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Same theme but crueler: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?
Anything you want.
What's a foot wide and a mile long?
A baby on the Freeway.
Elephants: How do Elephants communicate?
They make trunk calls.
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LOL pure... gold...
I can't believe I actually laughed out loud at those hahahahahahaha LOVE IT
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LOL!! Thats gold!!! Gonna have to remember that one!!!
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what's black, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
a crow with a machine gun!
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whats red and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket.
whats blue and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket in disguise.
why did the plane crash
becasue the pilot was a tomato.
whats brown and sticky?
a stick.
whats black and red and sits in a tree? a crow with a fat....
PMSL
I swear the worst jokes are actually the best ones!!!
how about these:
Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing?
A. Because she had no arms
Q. Whats the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a car windscreen?
A. It's ass
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef
Q. What do you call a cow with only three legs?
A. Lean Beef
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Im sitting here wetting myself...
So sad that my blue bucket joke has been said.
I know the Deer one a little differently....
What do you call a Deer with no eyes? .... No idea,
What do you call a Deer with no eyes, & no legs? ..... Still no idea,
What do you call a Deer with no eyes, no legs & no balls? ..... Still no f**king idea.
& My sons favorite atm is ... 'what do you call a fly with no wings?' .... A walk.
How about what do you call a Bear with no ears? 'B'
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how do you drown a blonde?
put a mirror in the bottom of a swimming pool
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why did the plane crash?
its pilot was a loaf of bread.
why did the boy fall outa the tree?
coz he has no arms.
why did the kid fall off his bike?
some one threw a fridge at him.
(now for the wrong ones)
how do you get 10 babys in a bucket?
blender
how do you get them out?
Nachos
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Love the above jokes nearly got fired I laughed so hard! but Ive got a real lamer
time flies like a clock fruit flies like bananas~
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