Joke

[Jo3_Blo]

A boys mother asks him to go to the bakery and buy a bun, to go to the hardware store and by a bucket and to go to the pound and get a ****er spaniel.

So he goes to the bakery and says “Can I please have a bum” The baker says “Oh, you mean a bun” and so the boy gets a bun.

Then he goes to the hardware store – “Can I please have a ****et” “Oh, you mean a bucket” and so the boy gets a bucket.

Then he goes to the pound and asks the guy “I want a ****andspankit” “Oh, you mean ****er spaniel?” and so the boy gets the ****er spaniel.

On the way home, the dog runs away, and so the boy asks an old lady – “Can you please hold by bum and ****it while I get my ****andspankit”


LMAO, a mate told me this a few years ago, I thought it was really funny, I probably havn't told it exactly as i was supposed to, but it's as good as I can remember.

[NORTI]

maybe it should be an old man


lol

[The Darkness]

yeh ur rite it is ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

[Jo3_Blo]

O rly? I'd never heard it before. Nor had the three mates I told it to a few weeks ago.

Oh well, maybe I need to get out more?

[Patrio7]

heh thats like early 90's lol

[NORTI]

like so 1991......... /Ralph

[Rufus®]

Aren't you supposed to hold your tongue when you say the lines of the little boy? (hence you get the lisp). I can remember this joke back in primary school, which was...... well a long time ago!! lol

[Jo3_Blo]

Well the mate that told it to me did say his older brother told it to him..........didn't realise it was that old though. o_O

[wes_v8]

haha thats a good one i haven't heard in ages, first heard this about 8 yrs ago, still good laugh