The dilemma

[JD]

what is the ultimate jewish dilemma?



Free pork!

[Wombat]

Classic!

Sometimes the people who are the butt of jokes can tell the best versions of them though...I used to work with a guy who was Jewish, and he told us one at work which we reckoned was a classic as well. This is it:
"A Rabbi and a Catholic priest are sitting beside each other on a long plane trip. They don't have a lot to talk about, but eventually the Priest decides to break the ice and says "Rabbi, I just wondered someything to do with your faith...I know you aren't supposed to, but have you ever tasted pork?". The Rabbi thought for a moment and said "Well, I must admit that yes...some years back I was curious and my wife cooked me a pork chop. May I ask you something about your faith?" The Catholic priest said "Sure, go ahead". The Rabbi asked "I know that you are supposed to stay celebate and can't get married like we do, but have you ever been with a woman?" The priest looked slightly shy and said "Well, I must admit, yes, when I was a young priest my earthly desires got the better of me and in a weak moment I did just once sleep with a woman in my parish." They sat quietly for a moment, and the Rabbi leaned over and said "Better than pork, isn't it?"...