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desert island rescue
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Oh thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"
ahahahahaha
maybe she does, or maybe she got boobies
heheheh Boobies!!!= boobies
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such speed that they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut!
come get me
hehehehehehehe.. Thats a beauty!!
IT'S ALL MIND OVER MATTER..
I DON'T MIND AND THEY DON'T MATTER!!
M&M =D
hahahaha i like that one..
But wait... There's more!!
But that's not all!!!
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VT Calais II... The Italian Stallion
No bogies there,definately a decent birdie!!
Enhanced Custom Tuned
lmfao
gold
Originally Posted by soop
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