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    this plane is flying over the pacific and runs into engine trouble and crashes on a deserted island, only 1 female Lucy and 2 men Bill and Ben survive.
    they start by trying to light fires, rocks on sand etc but to no avail,
    this is when Bill starts to get a bit randy and proposes to Lucy that when they get rescued that what happens on the island stays on the island, Lucy agrees and goes with him and has a shag,
    a few weeks lata still stranded Ben gets the urge too, and confronts Lucy about his urge, Lucy agrees and goes with him and has a shag
    a few more weeks on this island and lucy has had enough and tells them both that she has been servicing both of them and she is sick of being stranded, she then tops herself,
    a few more weeks pass and Bill tells Ben of his urge hes trying to confront, Ben says hes feeling the same way, so they decide to go for it,
    bout a week later Ben tells Bill that he feels guilty bout what they are doing and he thinks they shouldnt do it anymore, it just feels wrong.
    Bill - Yeah i reckon we should bury her she is starting to smell!

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    Filth... Absolute filth!!
    Still good for a laugh though!!
    IT'S ALL MIND OVER MATTER..
    I DON'T MIND AND THEY DON'T MATTER!!

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