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  1. 28-03-2007, 11:26 AM #1
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    I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court and noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting close by. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - red, green, orange, blue...
    The old man kept staring at him. The teenager kept looking up and noticed the old guy watching.
    Eventually the teenager had enough and sarcastically asked 'Whats the matter old man? Never done anything wild in your life?'
    The old man didn't bat an eyelid and replied 'Got drunk and had sex with a peacok once. I was just wondering if you were my son'
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  2. 28-03-2007, 09:36 PM #2
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    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Gold!!!
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  3. 28-03-2007, 09:41 PM #3
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    Thants bloody funny.
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  4. 28-03-2007, 10:37 PM #4
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    lolol i like that one
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  5. 29-03-2007, 12:03 PM #5
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    I tried telling it to the cat, but he wasn't impressed...

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  6. 29-03-2007, 12:46 PM #6
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    hahaha would be funny to see the kids face
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  7. 29-03-2007, 02:53 PM #7
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    haha, good one
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  8. 30-03-2007, 11:28 AM #8
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    that is top notch come bakck
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    Hehehe.. Pea****!! Gold!!
    IT'S ALL MIND OVER MATTER..
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