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    ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

    "Yes, Father, it is."

    "And who was the girl you were with?"

    "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

    "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
    As well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

    "I cannot say."

    "Was it Teresa Volpe?"

    "I'll never tell."

    "Was it Nina Capelli?"

    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"

    "My lips are sealed."

    "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi,
    And I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
    Altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

    Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
    Whispers, "What'd you get?"

    "4 months vacation and five good leads."

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    Quote Originally Posted by wogstar6 View Post
    lol i want to know why the preist knows all the loose girls.
    johnny
    hes there pimp...lol

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    Lol good 1 lol. 4 months vacation lmfao
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