Superman

[musicmandaz]

One day Superman was doing his rounds flying over metropolis when he spotted Wonderwoman lying naked on top of a nearby building.
Superman thought to himself -if I flew down there at the speed of light,quickly shagged wonderwoman and flew off,she would never Know what happened!
So off he went at the speed of light and bang-bang and flew away.
Wonderwoman got up on her elbows and said 'What the hell was that?'
The Invisibleman stuck his head up and said 'I dunno but I've sure got a sore ass!

[BOGANV8]

Made me chuckle a bit

[SlyVR]

that joke is from hollow man :P

[killuminati]

hahaha thats good

[Jesse-James]

sweeet... ill use that one lawl