Flamin' Idiot

[HER82]

Warning
do not show this to stupid people .........also try and guess his new years resolution !

http://wizbangblog.com/archives/004469.php

[The1985divo]

well he wont do that again

[DJ Majah]

Hehehe, you didnt see the other one where he shoots the rocket off his...

[Bomn]

I remember an idiot in Wollongong doing that about a year ago.

[edit]Found it.

Man's horror firecracker injuries
By MEGAN LEVY
September 3, 2003

AN horrific firecracker accident which left an Illawarra man incontinent and unable to have sex has prompted warnings from police and health authorities.

The 26-year-old man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks.

An ambulance was called to Dapto's Reed Park about 2.30am on August 10 after reports that the man was haemorrhaging from the buttocks. He was transported to Wollongong Hospital in a serious but stable condition, and he is expected to remain in hospital for several months.

The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional.

He will be assessed by a colorectal surgeon to determine whether his injuries can be corrected.

Illawarra Health emergency surgeon Dr Robert McCurdie, who operated on the man when he was taken to Wollongong Hospital, likened the man's condition to "a war injury".

Dr McCurdie said he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it.

"By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent.

"His pelvis was also fractured," Dr McCurdie said.

He said he had never seen a similar injury to the genital area before.

"I have seen instances ... where people have tried to remove items from their rectum and rupture the sphincter muscles, but not anything like this," he said.

It is not known whether the man had been imitating the cult prankster film Jackass, a hit in the United States.

In the low-budget film, the men place firecrackers in their buttocks and they shoot into the air.

They also stick toy cars up their buttocks, snort wasabi and apply electrical muscle stimulators to their genitals.

The movie carries a warning not to imitate the actions.

Dr McCurdie said young people were particularly susceptible to imitating movies like Jackass.

"I think films like that can influence people, particularly younger people," he said.

"Firecrackers really are quite dangerous. In years gone by, firecrackers were in common usage and people were always warned about how to use them. Now the authorities have taken over and public displays are common."

Acting Senior Sergeant John Klepczarek said police received reports every year about injuries caused by firecrackers, which are illegal in NSW.

While some injuries were minor, he said in some cases people received severe burns and fingers had been lost.

"The warnings are out there for a reason. People still have the mentality it won't happen to them, but it does," he said.

The danger with movies like Jackass, he said, was that some people were tempted to try the stunts at home.

"They're putting themselves at risk, and other people.

"We do caution people strongly against following these acts," he said.

[2_SeeK_U]

Actually it was in horsley and it wasn't far from where l live, only a few hundred meters away actually!!
That guy was a complete tosser!

[niggle]

That guy was a complete tosser!

thats one thing he wont be doing for a while

[AussieHolden]

I bet he starts to panic when he's about to Fart or Crap

[Wombat]

Mother Nature allows movies like Jackass to happen to weed out the morons from the gene pool...you can only warn people so many times not to do something before it becomes f*cking obvious that they are simply too stupid to not do whatever it is...

Examples: Drunk driving...everyone knows you shouldn't do it, yet morons keep killing themselves (and, unfortunately, innocent families and others as well) doing it...if it was just themselves, no problem.
Motorcycles...almost everyone who rides knows that if you come off at even 60 km/hr onto hard bitumen without a helmet, you're ficked, yet there are still "bad ass bro's" who insist helmets are dangerous...
Seatbelts...yeah, it's sure much safer to be "thrown clear" through the windscreen than to be held inside a steel cage by a seat belt...

Firecrackers...I grew up with them...we never even thought of sticking them up our arse...that's what toad's arse's are for...

The website "The Darwin Awards" is full of bright sparks like that who have efficiently removed themselves from the gene pool...

Oh, 2_seek_U...I think your last statement is more correct than you realise...the guy in question used to be a "tosser"...that activity is kind of out of the question now, isn't it...

[Torana]

lmfao wombat

[2_SeeK_U]

Oh, 2_seek_U...I think your last statement is more correct than you realise...the guy in question used to be a "tosser"...that activity is kind of out of the question now, isn't it...

Hahaha... good point!

[1Westie]

Yip as Wombat said, its natural selection, or if your into animal planet..its Survival of the fittist...if somebody is stupid enough to make something like jackass and then somebody is more screwed up to point where they try to copy programes like that they are obversely not someone you want breeding.

Steve-o and the guy's from jackass probably know they're ficked up and know that if they breed the world IQ average would plummet. This could explain why they attached electrodes to the gonads as this could be a cheaper option than having a Vasectomy