Words of wisdom on a toilet wall!

[Doubleshadow]

While I was in the military, while sitting in the toilet, I distinctly remember these words of wisdom scrawled on the wall from some budding philosopher:

"Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero, sh*t from the ceiling"

[The Darkness]

lol good one

[Patrio7]

on the right wall ' Toilet tennis, look left '

on the left wall ' Toilet tennis, look right '


' we dont **** in the urinial so dont piss on the seat. '

[JD]

one i used to love when i was little from lesuire suit larry 1.
Scott me up, Beamie!

[Jecs]

'how does it feel to be the new proud owner of HIV?'

[VYBec]

proud owner of HIV.. Good one!!

"Our aim is to keep this toilet clean.. Your aim would help"

[woteva]

Please flush twice as it is a long way to the Canteen.

Don't put smoke butt's in the Urinal, it make them soggy and hard to lite.

/written on the wall above the urinal/
Don't look up here, the joke is in your hand.

[Jo3_Blo]

/written on the wall above the urinal/
Don't look up here, the joke is in your hand.

PMSL!

LMAO @ Vybec and Doubleshadow!

[VYBec]

oh and another one..
In teeny tiny writing at the bottom of the door..
"if you can read this you are sh***ng on a 45 degree angle"

[shaggerz]

saw one where someone had written "I ****ed your mum" and some clever sod had written underneath "go home dad... you're pissed"

[BOGANV8]

/written on the wall above the urinal/
Don't look up here, the joke is in your hand.

Hadnt heard that one before very good

[shaggerz]

"Jesus Saves!"

and someone had appended "passes to moses... SCOOORRRREEEE!!!"

[Wombat]

Seen a few beauties on walls at workplaces I've been and also at some roadhouses and rest areas out on remote highways.
I worked for a business once and behind the factory the craphouses had a wide selection of reading material. The best was a rhyme that said:
"Don't try standing on the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet.
And if you think that that is high,
Go next door,
The c*#ts there FLY!"

Out at a rest area where tourists obviously stopped a lot, there was a large number of names and places written on the wall, people from all over the world.
One which will always stay with me said, in typical American slang, "Charles Mason, Pheonix Arizona. I took a really good sh1t here". And someone has added under it "Must be the one I left".

[POVRTY]

i saw on a condom vending machine at a pub "This chewing gum tastes like rubber?"

[DANS_S4]

This seems an apt place to put this one....


A guy has been drinking in a bar all day and asks the bartender where the toilet is. So they guy goes to the toilet and he's there pissing away when he looks to his right and sees a black guy come in.

The black guy pulls out his **** and it's ****ing huge. The black guy goes over to a urinal, swings his dick like a bat and smashes the urinal in two. He then goes over to a sink, swings his disk and smashes the sink in two, he then goes over to the toilets doors and smashes his **** off the door smashing it in half.
He says to the guy, 'I'm gonna **** you up the ass!!!'
The guy goes 'Phew! For a minute I thought you were going to hit me with it.'

[shaggerz]

just note guys... I know the language is important to a lot of these jokes, but you're better off writing the full word and letting the site censor it fully as you can get in trouble for "bypassing the swear filter"

I'll be issuing warnings/infractions from now on.

[VSWWL]

Here I sit broken hearted came to **** but only farted.

[STEALTHY™]

I guess this is as good a place as any for this pic.

[bezz]

one in adealide uni engineering building:

arrow pointing at toilet paper dispenser "pull here for arts degree"