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Old 08-04-2007, 10:16 PM
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five blondes - two in the front and three in the back of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver is obviously confused, and says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly - twenty-two miles an hour," the old woman said proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am," the officer says, "I have to ask... Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."

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Old 08-04-2007, 10:20 PM
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if only everyone just held hands and sung kumbuya
 

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lol, last time i heard this, it was old grannies
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:30 PM
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first time ive heard it and i laughed excellant lmfao
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Old 10-04-2007, 05:13 PM
 

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hahaha nice 1
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Old 10-04-2007, 06:13 PM
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HAHAHAHA took me a while to get it but its funny cause my GF is blonde
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Old 10-04-2007, 06:27 PM
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hahahhahahahahahahahha
119 aint bad im just wondering if i speed sign said 45 would she think shes on route 45
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