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    thought i'd post some yo momma jokes

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

    Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

    Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

    Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

    Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

    Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

    Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

    Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiiCk View Post
    Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
    hahaha reminds me off russel peters.

    *asian accent* yo momma so fat, when she jump for joy, she got stuck!

    hahahaha love that hilarious

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    Yo mamma so fat when she wears an X jacket hellicopters try to land on her back.
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    here is almost every yo momma joke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by padrickz88 View Post
    hahaha reminds me off russel peters.

    *asian accent* yo momma so fat, when she jump for joy, she got stuck!

    hahahaha love that hilarious

    hahahahaha YES russel peters is the funniest person ever!...

    "you seem like nice guy, i give you best price... $34.50" ... "50c alot of money".. hehe

    sorry bit off topic :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by leon archer View Post
    your momma so fat i had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot
    then slap her leg and catch the next wave in
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    Yo Momma's SO FAT... she irons her pants on the driveway !

    Yo Momma's SO FAT... I had to catch a bus and walk 10 blocks just to get on her good side !

    Yo Momma's SO FAT... when she eats out and the waiter gives her a menu... she says "Yes please I'll have all of that !

    Yo Momma's SO FAT... when she goes to the beach the tide always comes in.

    Yo Momma's SO FAT... you have to grease the door jams in your house and hold a twinkie on the otherside just to get her to move to another room.

    Yo Momma's SO FAT... that when she bent over to let one rip the Queensland banana fields took 3 years to recover and grow back.

    Yo Momma's SO FAT... when she went to the beach a frantic wildlife rescue took place and people started to throw water over her and tried dragging her out to sea.
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