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  1. 16-04-2007, 12:35 PM #1
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    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
    Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their Yardrover along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
    Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
    Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
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    The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

    ****Women do not to scroll anymore that is the end of the joke.












    *****Men continue to scroll on, women, stop here.






    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen, either.
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  2. 16-04-2007, 12:50 PM #2
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    lol thats gold
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  3. 16-04-2007, 01:31 PM #3
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    HAHAHAH That is tru.

    LOL @ By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen, either.


    But then wat is even funnier than that.......Maniac forgot his password HAHAHAHA.

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  4. 16-04-2007, 01:53 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by calais_cruzin View Post
    But then wat is even funnier than that.......Maniac forgot his password HAHAHAHA.
    yeah yeah shutup
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  5. 16-04-2007, 04:09 PM #5
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    hahaha... thats gold...lol
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  6. 16-04-2007, 05:22 PM #6
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    haha i love it.
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  7. 17-04-2007, 12:18 AM #7
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    thats good love a woman joke
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  8. 17-04-2007, 08:45 PM #8
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    lol double funnies there.
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  9. 18-04-2007, 05:08 AM #9
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    the melbourne version of that joke would be to replace the perfect woman with "perfect middle-aged jewish woman in an oversized sports 4WD, that drives it like a ferrari". :P
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