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  1. 19-04-2007, 02:05 PM #1
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    Talking love bar hahaha

    The art of making love

    The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my
    girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats a
    6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze
    love with ze girlfriend,
    Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet
    wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

    The Aussie says,
    "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shaggin my chick,
    I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my d*ck on the
    curtains.
    And MATE ..... She hits the f*cking roof !!!"
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  2. 19-04-2007, 02:43 PM #2
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    Damn that's funny but nasty
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  3. 19-04-2007, 02:45 PM #3
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    Funny as sh!t!
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  4. 19-04-2007, 04:50 PM #4
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    Brilliant!!!!!!!!!
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  5. 19-04-2007, 04:52 PM #5
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    lmao

    nice one
    best ive heard in a while
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  6. 19-04-2007, 10:37 PM #6
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    Lmfao thats just awsome
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    Hahaha..
    Where do you get these from?!?!
    IT'S ALL MIND OVER MATTER..
    I DON'T MIND AND THEY DON'T MATTER!!
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    HAHAHAH yeah, ur pullin sum damm good jokes out, this section aint been funny until u started posting.

    Keep it up.

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  9. 22-04-2007, 03:09 PM #9
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    HAHA! That's a good one.
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  10. 22-04-2007, 03:36 PM #10
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    Lol...........................
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    well if it isnt mr i only have temp bans. how long you intending on staying this time hozy.
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  11. 23-04-2007, 09:11 AM #11
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    hehe, funny stuff
    http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/...on-1994-a.html
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  12. 23-04-2007, 10:14 AM #12
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    hhahahah thats funny
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