why men lie

[vn chicky]

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a
man; and if it's a male then feel proud after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed
the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and
reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes
to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter
replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if
I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, You would have come up with Charlize
Theron. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives,
so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -

"WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

[Patrio7]

haha excellent joke

[mulligan-can]

Haha. Its true. I swear its all true!

[JD]

thats a joke to put up on the fridge to show your wife

[SlyVR]

ahh love it!

[rusty_ss_2233]

lol funny that

[AttaBoy]

Hey.... I wouldn't mind having all three of them. The more the better!!!!

[MikesVT]

SEE!! We do what we do for the good of everyone else but ourselves!

Its just how us men are

[VYBec]

Hahaha.. you guys are tools!! LMFAO
Always doing things for the greater good huh?!?!?!
Yeh right!!! LOL