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    Wink one good tip boyz

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
    we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
    girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very
    much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
    skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and
    I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
    that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
    that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
    couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
    with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as
    I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down
    her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
    door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
    towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

    With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you
    have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
    daughter. Welcome to the family.


    "The moral of this story is:"
    "Always keep your condoms in your car."

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    hahah that was awsome....hahahahah loved it.

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    loved it
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    hahah ahahah ahah
    nice
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    Hahaha.. LMAOROF..
    PURE GOLD!!!!
    (typical male!!)
    IT'S ALL MIND OVER MATTER..
    I DON'T MIND AND THEY DON'T MATTER!!

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    yeh thats an awsome joke but it has been on before
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    just like to say thanks for all the comments and im glad that ive made sum of ya have a laught well take it easy all

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