Slogans for Condoms
Just seen this and made me laugh (some you may not get)
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
M&Ms Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
On Digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
Oh P.S Extracted from Http://www.cavweb.co.uk
Last edited by OmegaMV6; 29-12-2004 at 05:34 AM.
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I like the English references to most of those!!
Its like: What has 121 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My Fly!
u must be really bored to think of all that
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You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone
Young Einstein
Goodyear - If it only saves you once a year...
TORANAS FOREVER!!!!!
Ecotec just kicked in yo
Mitsubishi Motors: Please Consider
Aussie Home Loans: We'll Save You!
Firestone condoms: For the ride of your life
Toyota condoms: Oh what a feeling!
Telstra condoms: Its what brings us together
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Used condoms
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Turn them into a tyre and call it a goodyear!
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Ecotec just kicked in yo
OMG! I never thought of that one before, lmao. It fits though.
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