few jokes

[VZTHUNDER]

best comeback ever
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio some time ago and you'll love his reply to the female reporter who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!
This has to be one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between the female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you???

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Touche'

moral of this story

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday..
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her
a nice big bowl of Coco Pops

and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f**kin tw*t"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is Listening, he's still going to get it wrong.

[STEALTHY™]

haha good ones.


And for the record, men have selective hearing, we only hear what we want to hear.

[vn chicky]

te hehhe good one

[Stupa]

Absolute killer

[SlyVR]

i gota email them off to a mate, golden!!!