Merry Christmas!
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting
at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The
cop
said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that
to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well next year, tell Santa to put a
taillight on that bike."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20.00
bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket. Before he rode off he said,
"By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that
to
you?"
Humouring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well next year tell Santa to put the
dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Yeh.. love it!!
IT'S ALL MIND OVER MATTER..
I DON'T MIND AND THEY DON'T MATTER!!
Fn gold![]()
When you fall off the pace with the car you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' sh#t in your face
Haha! That's gold!![]()
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LMAO Haha... Love it!!!
LOL thats awsome
ROFL. Great stuff.
lmao, great punchline ^^ LOVE it![]()
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lol pure gold, love cop jokes
LMAO hahaha good punchline!