poor daddy

[vn chicky]

Poor Daddy



One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."



A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.

When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"

Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"

[The Darkness]

ha ha had to think for a second but thats a good one

[VZTHUNDER]

^^ same here


very funny

[Grennan]

Haha very nice.

[Jo3_Blo]

Don't really get it. DOes that mean the boy has to kill the cat?

[wes_v8]

i think it means that the father doesn't get to eat cat??

[Ls2_307]

The father kicked the cat, thus the father doesn't get any cat. Cat = Pussy = u should be able to work it out!

[aiKzo6]

Sighh......