The interview

[DANS_S4]

The FBI had narrowed down a long list of candidates to a final 3, consisting of 2 men and a woman.

The first man was called and entered a room at which point he was handed a gun.
"In the next room is your wife. You have to go in and shoot her"
"I couldn't do that!" he exclaims in shock
"Then I am sorry, but you are not the right person for the job" says the agent and sends him home.

The next man is called in and handed the gun.
"In the next room is your wife. You have to go in and shoot her"
The man takes the gun and goes in. After 5 minutes, he emerges with tears in his eyes "I'm sorry, but I just can't do it" he says.
"Then I'm afraid you aren't the right person for the job" the agent replies and send him home too.

The woman is called in and handed the gun.
"In the next room is your husband. Go in and shoot him"
She takes the gun, goes in and multiple shots are heard, followed by screaming and crashing noises.
A minute later the bloodied woman emerges and says "The ****ing gun was full of blanks, so I had to rip a leg of the table and beat him to death...."

Moral of the story? Don't **** with a woman. Evil bitches

[Jo3_Blo]

Lol!