Kiwi Joke
Why do so many New Zealanders come to Australia?
They think the National Stock Route is an annual event!
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No offense people, I'm half kiwi myself. Only half though
DoNothing Member
heh, i told that to my mates kiwi missus a while back when she was coming outside to bring us all a coffee. she stopped for a sec, then dropped my mug on the lawn.
Keep honkin-I'm reloading
Reminds me of a comment from former NZ Prime Minister Rob Muldoon.
- When asked about Kiwi's migrating to Australia, he said he wasn't concerned, because the net result would probably be an increase in the average IQ of both nations.
All us kiwis need is a hotter prime minister
Fekason
That should be easy!
From your current starting point, that should not be hard to achieve.Originally Posted by VRdrift
By the way, did you know that in NZ, they bury people 12 foot under?
After all, deep down they are really nice people.
Or that in Australia, they bury NZ'ers one foot under?
Because even when they are dead, they still expect their hand out.
hahaha come on shes not that bad lol.............Now you know why all us kiwis gap it across the ditch
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such speed that they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut!
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have you seen ours?
We got rep back, yaaay!
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