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Old 05-05-2007, 02:55 PM
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Default sms joke :)

you like **** dumb a is who person retarded another to it send now, this read ****ing to trying time ass sweet your took you

(now read it backwards)

go it last night and ****ed myself!

enjoy,

John
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Old 05-05-2007, 02:56 PM
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kinda funny

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Old 06-05-2007, 06:35 PM
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Meh that just looks like lots of our drunk messages on a typical friday/satdy night
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Old 06-05-2007, 06:55 PM
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Kinda funny.
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:22 PM
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lol I liked it...
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Old 07-05-2007, 01:50 PM
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my fave SMS was:

Hello, this is VIDEO EZY. Just advising you that the movie you hired "Sex with an abnormaly small penis" is now overdue and the movie you requested " tantric sex with goats" is now available.
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:59 PM
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A 992 I
TNU) biqut2
@ pnilim2
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Need ur help crack this code,
put ur phone in front of a mirror
2help
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Old 08-05-2007, 07:40 AM
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A 992 I
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Need ur help crack this code,
put ur phone in front of a mirror
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Very good, very good...
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:05 PM
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Some people have too much time on their hands...
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Old 09-05-2007, 07:48 PM
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haha sum of them are good
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