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    Default sms joke :)

    you like **** dumb a is who person retarded another to it send now, this read ****ing to trying time ass sweet your took you

    (now read it backwards)

    go it last night and pissed myself!

    enjoy,

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    kinda funny

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    Meh that just looks like lots of our drunk messages on a typical friday/satdy night

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    my fave SMS was:

    Hello, this is VIDEO EZY. Just advising you that the movie you hired "Sex with an abnormaly small penis" is now overdue and the movie you requested " tantric sex with goats" is now available.
    Dont like my driving? Get off the sidewalk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripcell View Post
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    Some people have too much time on their hands...
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    haha sum of them are good

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