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Old 26-08-2007, 01:30 PM
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Default Fire ends teens' attempt to lose virginity

Puts a whole new meaning to the term 'Hot Sex'
Fire ends teens' attempt to lose virginity | The Australian
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Old 31-08-2007, 09:23 PM
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Hot sex never end up nice.
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Old 01-09-2007, 12:19 PM
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Reminds me of the movie VAN WILDER PARTY...........
Where the indian exchange student catches on fire at the most...... critical moment and jumps through the window into a fish pond.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:01 AM
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Lol losing their virginity at 18
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:26 AM
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Lol losing their virginity at 18
whats wrong with that???

Im glad there are at least some waiting till a decent age.

Im sick of this 14yo bul ****...

Candles are never a god idea, i hate em only cos they burn **** all the time, ther nice and all but not worth the risk imho

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Old 02-09-2007, 09:05 AM
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The couple, both 18, were pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic.
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:10 AM
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whats wrong with that???

Im glad there are at least some waiting till a decent age.

Im sick of this 14yo bul ****...

Candles are never a god idea, i hate em only cos they burn **** all the time, ther nice and all but not worth the risk imho

aZk.
true that mate true that!
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:01 PM
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whats wrong with that???

Im glad there are at least some waiting till a decent age.

Im sick of this 14yo bul ****...

Candles are never a god idea, i hate em only cos they burn **** all the time, ther nice and all but not worth the risk imho

aZk.
Have a cry. I never said anything about being 14. The legal age is 16, so whats wrong with doing it then.
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:54 PM
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my bro did it at 12 lol
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:20 PM
 

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im 21 and never even kissed anyone. beat that.
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Old 03-09-2007, 12:39 AM
 

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imagine explaining that to the parents lol

and it was in guiness records thingy, youngest people to have a child was an 8yr old male and a 9 yr old female from china or something. and freddy kruger, i would be the same, had it not been my friends influence. but there isnt anything wrong with it, i find it all pointless imo. but then again, i hate kids also. xD
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:17 AM
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hehehe i'm sure there's a guy at my missus work who's still a virgin at 54
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Old 03-09-2007, 05:29 PM
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its pretty ****ed, i know a chick who was 12 when she lost it to an 18 year old thats just ****ed