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    Quoted from another message board when asked "what do you drive?"

    "i drive a really fast car with a really fast engine with some really fast parts in that cost me like 1000k just to put all the really fast parts in...it has a turbobine of 32 and a engine revving master 2002 and a really big exhaust that goes VROOOM and 10 horse power baby! it goes like 0-10 in about 3.14 baby....bet ya cant beat that sucka foo

    and it aslo has an FM radio inside with a cd changer with a cd revving master 2005..yah i know its not released yet but i have the hook ups you know...anny ways it has a 100 ounce bottle of milk in it...man that babys crazy. i beat every sound compition with that thing.

    it aslo has a thing in it called ECU in it....its a computer that has 1000000000 horse legs and it can dl a song in .10 seconds...ooo yah"
    I don't use windscreen wipers, i just use the superior handling of the STI to dodge the rain drops.

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    Finally got to talk to a turbo driver who was visiting a neighbor of my daughter. He had a rather nice looking Skyline R32, and as he approached down the street I heard the show-off (sorry, "blow off" ) valve popping an whooshing at every gear change, and he was only maybe revving it up as if normally driving. While we were checking out under the bonnet, I asked him why he had the blow-off valve set so low? Surely it was meant to bleed off pressure when you were really going for it, and in normal driving it wouldn't go off...the pressures shouldn't be high enough? Isn't it just bleeding pressure out into the atmosphere at too low a rev range and making him lose power? I could be wrong....please correct me...

    Anyway, he was puzzled..."a friend" who "knew everything about turbo's" had set the thing up for him. "As long as it sounds cool, so what if it's a bit flat when you try to overtake something quick out on the highway...you just line 'em up from a kilometer or so back..." was the ending summation of our enlightening conversation....

    My son's 1990 Corolla AE93 with the EFI non-turbo 4-AGE engine in it could probably wipe the floor with the thing in the state is was set up for...

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