Revenge Is Sweet
This is PRICELESS!!!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno
mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the Groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the Bride's family & to especially thank his new Father-in-Law
for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair including the Wedding Party, was an envelope.
He stressed that this was his gift to everyone & asked them to open
their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope, was an 8 x 10 glossy photo of his Bride
having sex with his best friend, the Best Man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to his Best Man & said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his Bride & said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, "I'm outa here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning. While
most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the Bride's Parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception. And best of all,
trashing the Bride's & his Best Man's reputations in front of 300+
friends & family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card "PRICELESS" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy photo of
the Best Man humping his Bride: Priceless...
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar
of Jalapenos - - - What you do today, might burn Your ass tomorrow.
REVENGE IS SWEET !!!!!!!!!
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