Simple Home Remedies

[bazcom]

Simple Home Remedies
When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be too afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

If ever you feel confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

[azkwazere]

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be too afraid to cough.

ahahaha thtas brilliant...

aZk.

[matty88]

"You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape."

The 2 rules for the backyard mechanic

Love it

[Cashy]

There ain't nothing you can't fix with a welder or an oxy.

[arrow224]

Hehehe...good stuff.

[Morton]

I love the mousetrap on the alarm clock I suffer from chronic turning-off-the-alarm-in-ones-sleep.

[shifted]

^^ sounds killa xD