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Old 05-09-2007, 03:32 PM
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i just want to know why would you??
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:37 PM
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"Car is in great condition with a few cosmetic scuffs on body kit from usual gutters and driveways"

agreed, why would you
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:55 PM
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now thats for gronks
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:57 PM
 

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omfg, what a piece of ****en s***, u dipstick owner, an insult to all holden + hsv owners....
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:11 PM
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damn!!! thats one abortion of a car right there. what the **** have they done to a perfectly good clubby kit, lol.
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:15 PM
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damn straight why would you? surely he'd be embarrassed by people pointing and laughing at him? lol :P
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:33 PM
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OMG thats fugly. The saying "You can't polish a turd" has never been more appropriate.
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:49 PM
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feel sorry for the wife.
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:51 PM
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To bad i did't have a bucket next to me, that is just stupid, wrong and makes me wanna be sick
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:53 PM
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"Very regretful sale as its my wifes car only reason selling is due to a new member of the family due in 5 wks"

Even the kid doesn't want to ride home in it

Farking good laugh tho
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:19 PM
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Its hektik

And its got momo's uleh
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:41 PM
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i dont know why i am saying this but for some reason it KIND of suits......thats not to say it looks any good, BUT it doesnt look THAT much off the car shape itself..........it does look like a piece of rabbit crap though.........but it doesnt look THAT abstract

and the person who buys it is stupider than the person who is selling it........at least the seller is GETTING RID OF IT..........the person who buys it is AQUIRING it at their own wil.........idiots
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Old 05-09-2007, 06:14 PM
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ive seen a lancer with a vz clubby kit on it,,,,, it was 2 door too, shall i say anymore
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Old 05-09-2007, 06:28 PM
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maybe he didn't want to go rice, hahaha whats next
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