Stunts we've pulled while drunk

goVZ · #1 06-09-2007, 09:09 AM

So surely at least once we've all tried to pull off some stupid stunt or party trick while wasted, right? I know i've done plenty of them....here's some of my most noteworthy ones:

- Driving a motorized scooter while totally zonked (it was owned by a friend of mine who was disabled, and she needed me to move it so she could get to it, and i was a total writeoff)
- Kissing an old lady that i'd never met before, again while totally zonked (she forgave me for my stupidity, btw, and i slowly got over it LOL)
- Coming up with stupid pickup lines
- Several failed miserable and sleazy attempts to pick up women while zonked...too many to mention ROFL
- The one i did last night would have to take the cake. I've never danced on top of a bar in my entire life before, right? Well last night i did so five times, while totally wasted. Coyote Ugly style, if you've ever seen that movie. Anyway, me being typical me, i decided to pull a stunt and i yanked off my shirt and started twirling it around while dancing. Anyway, this guy snuck up behind me and yanked off my pants, and the German girl that i had just met that was next to me yanked off my underwear...i was bareass ****ing naked in front of everyone at the entire ****ing bar! Thankfully it was only for a couple of seconds LOL. I don't think i'll be pulling that stunt again. :P

AttaBoy · #2 06-09-2007, 11:49 AM

Man... you need help. seriously!!!! Lol....

goVZ · #3 06-09-2007, 11:53 AM

Well, i'm sure we've all done stupid things while drunk, right? Come on people, fess up!

slo_firo · #4 06-09-2007, 12:22 PM

jumped off water tank into tree.... cuts all over

sideways into small tree while i was hanging out the window... bad cuts up back

shopping trolley drags through carpark..... black eye - cut face

roof surfing....... got away unscathed

telling the mrs she duznt put out enough....... lets just say it hurt

to be honest ive come to the conclusion that its not worth the pain drinking and doing stupid stuff... so from now on im gng to get drunk and be a sloth

Jecs · #5 06-09-2007, 12:33 PM

hopefully there was no (like George from seinfeld wuld say) shrinkage.

VL_5SPEED · #6 06-09-2007, 02:26 PM

*Started fights
*****ed people off
*Punching friends for no reason
*Drink driving

I rarely drink anymore, I do too many things I regret while drunk and imo it is one of the most dangerous drugs.

Tom_1569 · #7 06-09-2007, 02:32 PM

haha the most embarassing thing i did when drunk was go into my girlfriends little sisters room and dress up in her clothes (she was in the room lol) i dressed up in umm lets just say her lingere stuff. my mate also dressed up in my girlfriends clothes and we went down the street dressed up went into stores and the cinemas where it was packed with ppl. Oh what a night lol. And it was only 8 o'clock wen we went down the street on a friday night, we were recognised and seems we posed for more photos then we remembered lol. Then back at the party the cops came to break it up and i think they were shocked wen we walked out haha. Oh most the embarrasing night and i cant believe im posting this on a public forum. and NO YOU CANT HAVE PICS haha.

Cheers Tom

daron · #8 06-09-2007, 02:54 PM

dude ya cant tease us with that stuff and say no pics
lol

AttaBoy · #9 06-09-2007, 03:29 PM

I went in the ladies room in a pub and at knox shopping centre lol.....

I walked right in the bath room to pee in the bath tub while my girlfriend taking a shower. Didn't end up nice....she was really mad!!

Flapping my er.... private thing side to side in front of the mirror for no apparent reason.

Lots of silly things I've done.....

Jecs · #10 06-09-2007, 03:55 PM

was at the park round 2-3 in the mornin playin rugby with my mates while hammered beyond belief. had the ball, was runnin, trip'd over (as you do while ****ed) ball rolled next to my head. mate ran up and lined up the kick. missed the ball completely and kicked me right in the head. stood up went to punch him, totally missed him and fell to the ground and on the trip down i smacked my head on a wheelie bin.

next mornin i had a nice gash with a bruise along my forehead and a splittin headache.

Grennan · #11 06-09-2007, 04:19 PM

Ive run around the local pub in my boxer shorts...

Reaper · #12 06-09-2007, 05:23 PM

Not me (thank god) but a friend decided to give the sumo suits a go. This guy (Gary) is 50 and took on another friend who is in his mid 40's (Rod). All was going well until Rod tried to body slam Gary but somehow tripped over his leg. There was a loud poping sound and Gary was in a bit of discomfort so he gave up the bout and headed off for another bourbon.

After a few more rounds Gaz tried to walk to the toot and his leg went out from underneath him. Being the good blokes that we are, we piled him in a txi and sent him to casualty where they put his leg in a brace and rang his wife to pick him up. She was a bit ****ty because he was supposed to be at a wedding with her that evening but wanted a night with the boys so she went with his daughter. She was suitably un-sympathetic.

Anyhoo - the upshot was every tendon in his knee was broken except 1 (the one that goes down the outside of the knee joint). The surgeon got the scans back and then called all his students in to see (in his words) "the most ****ed up knee he has ever seen".

That was last Cup weekend (Nov 06) and as of a week or so ago, he has had 2 operations, a heap of physio etc and only in the last few weeks is able to walk without pain (most of the time).

Lucky he has a good sense of humor.

Reaper

Anonymous · #13 06-09-2007, 07:30 PM

ummm lets see..

-trying to fix hydraulic brakes on mates go kart (made them worse).

-shooting a petrol soaked paper ball out of my lemon cannon, which then landed in a tree (me and my mates ****ting ourselves and falling over running down a hill to get the hose).

-trying to siphon fuel out of a car for fire and getting a mouthfull. (was friends car)

-ummmm not gonna say anymore caus il get in trouble lol.