How To Shower

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How To Shower



HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
>>>> >
>>>> >Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket
>>>> >according to lights and darks.
>>>> >
>>>> >Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>>>> >
>>>> >If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>>> >
>>>> >Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
>>>> >more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc.
>>>> >
>>>> >Get in the
>>>> >shower.
>>>> >
>>>> >Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
>>>> >pumice stone.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>>>> >vitamins.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean.
>>>> >
>>>> >Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and
>>>>
>>>> >mint.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wash your face with crushed
>>>>apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>>>> >until red.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>>>> >
>>>> >Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>>> >
>>>> >Shave armpits and legs.
>>>> >
>>>> >Turn off shower.
>>>> >
>>>> >Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>>> >
>>>> >Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.
>>>> >
>>>> >Get out of shower.
>>>> >
>>>> >Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.
>>>> >
>>>> >Return to bedroom
>>>> >wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head.
>>>> >
>>>> >If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
>>>> >
>>>> >Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a
>>>>
>>>> >pile on the floor.
>>>> >
>>>> >Walk naked
>>>>to the bathroom.
>>>> >
>>>> >If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
>>>> >"woo-woo" sound.
>>>> >
>>>> >Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
>>>> >willy and scratch your bum.
>>>> >
>>>> >Get in the shower.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wash your face.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wash your armpits.
>>>> >
>>>> >Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
>>>> >
>>>> >Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>>>> >
>>>> >Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wash your hair.
>>>> >
>>>> >Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>>>> >
>>>> >Wee.
>>>> >
>>>> >Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>>> >
>>>> >Partially dry off.
>>>> >
>>>> >Fail
>>>>to notice water on floor because
>>>>curtain was hanging out of
>>>> >bath the whole time.
>>>> >
>>>> >Admire willy size in mirror again.
>>>> >
>>>> >Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>>>> >
>>>> >If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
>>>> >"woo-woo" sound again.
>>>> >
>>>> >Throw wet towel on
>>>> >bed.
>>>>

[VT Berlina 07]

good one LOL

[VLDavo]

so true lol

[Jaslyn]

haha love it!

[azkwazere]

its amazing how may of those i do....

ahaha

aZk.

[Astranomical]

Sounds like me. :P

[VZTHUNDER]

this is true
i know people who do this :P :S

[sik_dogg_vn]

hahahahaha this is soo like my husband hahahahahahaha too funny!!!!!!

[daron]

wohoooo sound hahahahaahahahahahaa

[Grennan]

haha i did majority of those in the shower this morning, girlfriend isnt usually to impressed.

[redcv6]

yeah i did that this morning to, except my mum or my sister were not impressed either, dunno why.
johnny