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Old 07-09-2007, 02:48 PM
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Default The Photo on the Night Stand. . .
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo Of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he Nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping To be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands.


"That's me before the surgery."



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Old 07-09-2007, 02:56 PM
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Brian: Great idea bringing Stewie to Fenway park Peter.
Peter: Yeah there's no better place for a father and son to really get to know each other then a ball game.
Brian: Ah where is Stewie?
(Cut to Stewie sweating and stuck in the car in the parking lot with all the windows up)
Woman: Is that a baby in there?!
Man: Oh My God... He's gonna miss the ball game.
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Old 07-09-2007, 03:36 PM
 

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Duuuuuuude.....eeew....
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Old 11-09-2007, 06:24 PM
 

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lol terrible
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Old 18-09-2007, 11:09 AM
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lol that is nasty
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Old 18-09-2007, 10:50 PM
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i hope this is not based on some poor buggers real life experience.
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Old 19-09-2007, 03:01 PM
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