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Old 10-09-2007, 01:46 PM
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How do you like my car cos my grandpa gave it to me cos hes sick and goin into a home lol. he says its a VN so what are some sweet mods i can do to it that are easy for a beginner with no skill. (hey im only 17 so yeah) Would cutting the exhaust pipe shorter produce more power thats what my friend Josh said would happen if i did that?

Lol the girl on top of the car is my sister u can have her if u want.
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:48 PM
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that be a ford falcon mate, still looks clean for a chooktin tho (just messin around)

cutting the exhaust further back wont give it much if anything in terms of power, but will sound louder
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:50 PM
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Are you sure its a falcon? i dont think falcons make VNs?
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:52 PM
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you can keep the EA ill take the girl on top!

lol first up. no cutting the exhust will not make it more powerfull, try a big NOS sticker on the back windscreen i hear thats good for 20rwkw

2nd, its not funny your grandpa is sick and going into a home

3rd. thats a EA or EB FORD falcon :P lol... not even close to a vn
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:53 PM
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Its a E series falcon, looks like a EB to me.
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:54 PM
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Peenie, ur "VN" is a Ford Falcon EA or EB. pop ur bonnet and check the metal plate under there it'll tell u exactly what make and model she is..

i'll play with ur sister if ur sick of her jks

seriously, well-wishes for your grandpa dude!
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:54 PM
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Thats an EL Falcon yeah? (dont know my fords too well)

(oops, late post )
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:56 PM
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Theres no EA or EB section on this website? how much are wheels, you know like sweet one. i work at kmart so ive only got like 400 bucks. is that enough to make it scary fast? oh and ive got a no fear sticker so yeah ill put that on and see how much faster it is :P
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:57 PM
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Thats an EL Falcon yeah? (dont know my fords too well)
lol no way, el has a rounded front, thats a EA-ED hence the orange indicators and boxy front, i should know i have a EF, EL and XE sitting up the back of my property



ok, lol mate.. the VN Commodore (1988-1991) was released by Holden, what you have there is a Ford Falcon, if you look at the title of the web page you entered, this is Just Commodores, Being a Holden Commodore forum :P

as for wheels, you can usually pick some 17" 2nd hander rims for $200-500 with tyres (may not be the best) but i suggest you get onto Ford Modifications Website - www.fordmods.com or fordforums :P before you get flammed hardcore :P
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:59 PM
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lol no way, el has a rounded front, thats a EA-ED hence the orange indicators and boxy front, i should know i have a EF, EL and XE sitting up the back of my property
yeah, posted that too late.. thought it would have come under haks post lol.. oh well.
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$400 and a trade in will get u a vn, n u'll be flyin!
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:00 PM
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theres no EA or EB section, because this is a HOLDEN commodore website, not a FORD falcon website.

what size wheels you want? i could sell you my 3 spoke vr 15" wheels sitting out back, they wont fit, but hey, least you'll have some wheels!!
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:00 PM
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its a ford, go to there forum im sure they can help u make it "scarily fast haha"

ha hows the user name, im sure they aint goin to last long
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Woman: Is that a baby in there?!
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:02 PM
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so u g