Little Johnny

[Jecs]

Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said 'Son, we'd get you a bike but our mortgage is $80,000 and your mum has just lost her job.. maybe next year.'

The next day Johnny walked out with his suitcase packed. His dad asks 'where are you going son?' Johnny replied, 'I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out then i heard mum tell you to wait coz she was coming too. There is no f**kin way i'm staying here on me own with a $80,000 mortgage and no f**kin bike!!'

[AttaBoy]

LOL..... funny stuff there.

[redcv6]

little johnny walked into his parents room one night only to find they were having sex, his father just laughed, threw a pillow at him and and him to get out.
the next night johnny's father heard a commotion coming from little johnny's room, so he ran in to find johnny giving one to his grandmother. johnny just looks at his dad and says "its not so ****ing funny when someone is doing it to your mother is it?"

[sganro]

haha gotta love little johnny jokes

[azkwazere]

little johnny walked into his parents room one night only to find they were having sex, his father just laughed, threw a pillow at him and and him to get out.
the next night johnny's father heard a commotion coming from little johnny's room, so he ran in to find johnny giving one to his grandmother. johnny just looks at his dad and says "its not so ****ing funny when someone is doing it to your mother is it?"

thats sick.... but i still laughed

hahah

aZk.

[azzfox]

Little Johnny was pulling his billy kart up a hill ranting and cursing. A priest walks past and says "god doesn't like you swearing like that, hes everywhere and can hear what your saying". Johnny replies "is he next to my billy kart?", the priest says "well technically yes". Johnny then asked "is he in front of my billy kart?", the priest says "yes". Johnny asks "is he in my billy kart?", the priest says "well.. yes". Johnny then says "well tell the bastard to get out and push!".