A True Story from Houston Medical Center

[kowan]

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the attending Nurse, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know which is worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

[Ripcell]

hahahah thats gotta suck

[CANYONERO]

3) - what if he had really big fingers?

[kowan]

What if he didn't

[AttaBoy]

What if he didn't

Lol.... What if he gets an erection??? Ouch!!!!

[greenfoam]

Lol.... What if he gets an erection??? Ouch!!!!

I think thats a certainty when your asleep unless somethings broken and that must be why he ended up in hospital

[colk]

haha that would hurt so F*****G much

[Anton]

not such a glorious morning ouch