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Old 15-09-2007, 08:56 AM
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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the attending Nurse, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know which is worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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Old 15-09-2007, 09:21 AM
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hahahah thats gotta suck
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Old 15-09-2007, 09:32 AM
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3) - what if he had really big fingers?
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Old 15-09-2007, 10:34 AM
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Old 15-09-2007, 11:04 AM
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Lol.... What if he gets an erection??? Ouch!!!!
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Old 15-09-2007, 11:39 AM
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Lol.... What if he gets an erection??? Ouch!!!!
I think thats a certainty when your asleep unless somethings broken and that must be why he ended up in hospital
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not such a glorious morning ouch
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