Cowboy and Indian

[BlackVXGTS]

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Oklahoma hills.
Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep lie."

[Dirbatua]

hahaha, wonder how many people got this first time.

[Jesterarts]

I didn't know where was indians in New Zealand....!

[Grennan]

Yeah ive heard this one before but instead of an indian it was a kiwi.

[R Photon]

i think that's meant to be a kiwi instead of an Indian

[Anton]

or maybe the kiwis learned from the indians

[sus_calais]

i dont get it!

[redcv6]

hahahahaha, funny ****
johnny

[Patrio7]

i dont get it!

The Indian was worried that the sheep would go on about how he does them, the Indian not knowing that the guy was just throwing his voice