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    Default My Living Will

    Last night, my girlfriend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

    She's such a bitch.....

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    Hehehe...good stuff.

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