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Old 17-09-2007, 11:56 PM
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Default Want some protection for your car? have a look at these anti-theft devices!

This stuff is old, but still funny as hell!

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Old 18-09-2007, 09:36 AM
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I WISH I have them all combined in my car!!! Lol.....
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Old 18-09-2007, 10:47 AM
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ive seen a car with flame throwers that shoot up from under the car.. no bull..
it was in south africa to protect you from car jackers..
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Old 18-09-2007, 03:28 PM
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seen them a while ago.. used to go on stickdeath all the time great site when your bored lol
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Old 18-09-2007, 07:45 PM
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as i suspected, the porsche was a peger lol.
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Old 18-09-2007, 07:48 PM
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bahah cop that lol!
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Old 20-09-2007, 12:40 PM
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haha i remeber trolling stickdeath, stickdestruction etc in school to cure bordem, till the bastards banned it.
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Old 20-09-2007, 01:24 PM
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kekeke these are old school, but still hilarious =]
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Old 20-09-2007, 04:34 PM
 

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hilarious. as mentioned earlier, ive seen those flamethrowers on BMWs to prevent car jackers. the driver flicks a switch and hits the gas pedal, and shoots a flame out the side of the car. crazy stuff
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Old 20-09-2007, 05:26 PM
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I like James Bond, can't recall which film, there was a sticker on the window, "Warning, this car is fitted with an anti-theft device", the thief tries to pop the lock, boom, car explodes.
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Old 20-09-2007, 07:46 PM
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^^^ wasn't that the bond with the lotus espirit? ( cant remember what bond exactly either )
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Old 20-09-2007, 09:35 PM
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Yes it was, a Pearce Brosnan one, Living Daylights?
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