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Old 20-09-2007, 10:56 AM
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One day a 10 year old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up beside him.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," the driver said.

"No way, get stuffed," replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver.

"No way," replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY DOLLARS, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy.

"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Volvo, you live with it."
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Old 20-09-2007, 11:45 AM
 

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lol good one
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Old 20-09-2007, 06:52 PM
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hahahaha didnt see that one coming
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Old 20-09-2007, 07:27 PM
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this is in the jokes section (not the forum) but with a ford instead

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car looks nice man personally i think the towbar ruins it lol
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thats not a towbar, it a reversing sensor
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