an old timer goes to the RSL and after haveing a meal and a beer or two decides to leave!
on walking outside theres a policeman sliping a ticket under the wiper blade! so he says cheekly aaww common mate cant you cut an old timer some slack??
so the police man starts writing another ticket!
so the old timer calls him a bogan!
with a cross look on the police mans face he starts writeing another ticket!!
so the old timer calls him a tool!
furious the police officer writes up another ticket!
the old timer then turns around and says to the policeman well i dont care mate i caught the bus here anyway!!