bullbar humour

[Bomn]

A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.

Farm Hand: "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's ok, but he's stuck in the Bull-Bar at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."

The Manager: "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him"

5 minutes later...
Farm Hand. "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bar. No problem there, but I still can't move".

The Manager: "Now what's the problem?"

Farm Hand: "Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch".

[AussieHolden]

That Funny hehehehehe

[Bax]

Nice one, Big rig of a motorbike it'd be too I bet.

[Wombat]

Good one!!

It's closely related to the following old joke.
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The Prime Minister is outside Canberra on his way to open a new community center. As the limo cruises along, they round a bend and hit a large pig which has wandered out onto the road through a broken fence. John Howard is furious at being stuck in the middle of nowhere with a written off car, in an area where his mobile phone won't work. He angrily tells the driver to go to a nearby farmhouse and call for help..he'll stay in the car out of the sun. The driver sullenly trods off up the hill towards the farmhouse.
Five hours go by and finally the driver returns, pissed as a nit, with a bottle of champaign in one hand and a cigar in the other. The PM demands to know where he has been. The driver replies drunkenly
"Geez boss, these people out here are strange...very hospitable, but strange..." Howard says "Yes, but where the hell have you been!? And why are you drunk?"
"I don't know...when I walked up to the house, I said "Hi, I'm John Howards chauffeur, and I've just killed the pig", they started giving me all this booze!"

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Of course, this is a timeless joke you can use forever...simply insert whatever Prime Minister is in power at the time....

[Bec]

First one's an oldie but a damn goodie....second one's funny too I suppose :P