An ugly man

bazcom · #1 26-09-2007, 03:41 PM

> >> >> An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
> >> >> "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
> >> >> "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by
> >> >> the
> >> >> railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied
> >> >> to
> >> >> the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
> >> >> and
> >> >> took
> >> >> her back to my place.
> >> >> Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love
> >>all
> >> >> night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
> >> >> on
> >> >> top, every position imaginable!"
> >> >> "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
> >> >> "Dunno...Never found the head
> >> >>

jas98 · #2 26-09-2007, 05:57 PM

lol .......nasty

matty88 · #3 26-09-2007, 06:24 PM

*throws up in mouth*

FUNNY

AttaBoy · #4 26-09-2007, 08:45 PM

Lol........................

Wagon_Wheel · #5 26-09-2007, 08:55 PM

Thats messed up lol
But i enjoyed it

Jim Bob · #6 26-09-2007, 09:12 PM

What a p i s s a lol

arrow224 · #7 27-09-2007, 07:58 AM

Hehehe...good stuff.

kzh_lim · #8 03-10-2007, 04:19 AM

omg......GROSS....