An ugly man

[bazcom]

> >> >> An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
> >> >> "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
> >> >> "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by
> >> >> the
> >> >> railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied
> >> >> to
> >> >> the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
> >> >> and
> >> >> took
> >> >> her back to my place.
> >> >> Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love
> >>all
> >> >> night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
> >> >> on
> >> >> top, every position imaginable!"
> >> >> "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
> >> >> "Dunno...Never found the head
> >> >>

[jas98]

lol .......nasty

[matty88]

*throws up in mouth*

FUNNY

[AttaBoy]

Lol........................

[Wagon_Wheel]

Thats messed up lol
But i enjoyed it

[Jim Bob]

What a p i s s a lol

[arrow224]

Hehehe...good stuff.

[kzh_lim]

omg......GROSS....