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    A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No"
    Duck says: "Got any Bread?"
    Barman says: "No"
    Duck says: "Got any Bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread"
    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****ing bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ****ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating ***tard bird!"
    Duck says: "Got any nails?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

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    rofl ^^ that's so unexpectedly bad
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    ROFL. Great stuff.

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