Tha Shizzolator

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This is just an example, from the JC's front page hehehe

Holden has set a new izzall-time vehicle export record fo' da company, breaking through da 50,000-vehicle barrier during its 50th anniversary export year in 2004.

The export tally of 52,372 sedans, utes 'n coupes eclipsed da single-year record set in 1973 by Holden’s izzall-conquering HQ range 'n wuz 45 per cent higher than 2003.

Holden has now sent mo' than 650,000 vehicles around da world in five decades managing da country’s largest automotive export program, know what I'm sayin'?

The 2004 record wuz secured by sending Holden cars izzall continents except Antarctica, prepared fo' General Motors brands including Chevrolet, Pontiac 'n Vauxhall wit Buick 'n Daewoo commence in 2005.

Holden Export Director, Peter Keley, be like that shiznit wuz fitting da long-standing record should be broken as Holden celebrated da golden anniversary of da first FJ sedans being sent New Zealand in 1954.

“Holden vehicles play an important role in da product portfolios of various GM entities 'n joint ventures around da world,” MistaKeley be like, know what I'm sayin'?

“Holden has a responsibility contribute General Motors brands around da world where possible offer da best possible range of cars 'n trucks in each local market, know what I'm sayin'?

“We has been afiable leverage izzle manufacturing flexibility deliver products Middle East, United Kingdom, United States, South Africa, Brazil, New Zealand 'n across da Asia-Pacific region." ”

The 2004 total bettered da 1973 total of 41,181 by 27 per cent 'n wuz mo' than 16,000 vehicles ahead of da 2003 tally of 36,069.

“Within that record performance wuz many significant individual achievements which highlight da extent of Holden’s expertise 'n abilities in this area,” MistaKeley be like, know what I'm sayin'?

In da Middle East, Holden posted record annual wholesale figures of 23,511, including a record number of 12,596 long wheelbase Chevrolet Caprice models, know what I'm sayin'? The Chevrolet Caprice Royale won Saudi Auto Car of da Year in Saudi Arabia."

Holden sent mo' than 16,000 Pontiac GTOs da United States where second half sales wuz significantly higher, reaching 9881 sales fo' a full year sales tally of 13,569. The December result of 2952 wuz a monthly record 'n higher than total Monaro sales in Australia during 2004.

The 2004 total fo' New Zealand of 10,331 wuz da best result in 20 years, reflecting da popularity 'n awareness of da Holden brand, know what I'm sayin'? Top New Zealand publication Autocar gave da Holden Commodore SV6 its 2004 Large Car of da Year award n' shit.

The Vauxhall Monaro launched in da United Kingdom established a cult following, led da release of Vauxhall’s new VXR performance vehicle brand 'n took out da Top Gear motoring program’s Muscle Car of da Year award, know what I'm sayin'?

Source: Holden Media Web Site

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