Psychological Evaluation

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: Psychological Evaluation

NICKNAMES
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,
even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's
on sale.

BATHROOMS
* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Target.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
* Women love cats.
* Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick
cats.

FUTURE
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
does.

DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
bins, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
* Ah, Children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
* What a woman says: C'mon...This place is a mess. You and I need to
clean. Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if
we don't do the laundry now.
* What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah,
blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah,
blah, blah, blah, NOW.

[Morton]

LOL ^^ That's great, got me laughing out loud, which is just what I needed after a long night at work

Thankyou so much for posting that

[arrow224]

Hahahaha...good stuff.

[Grennan]

LOL Im at work and im reading it and im laughing my arse off, im getting strange looks from people in the office.

[daron]

hahaha thats so true ts scarey

[Lafanter]

very true mate

[kzh_lim]

lol..i totally agree with the point on money...hehe