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Old 24-01-2005, 11:20 AM
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Apparently these are real.

1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him, otherwise disrespect him.
2. When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth the warning "Hai. Hai."
3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explosion the exhaust pipe. Go soothingly by him or stop by the roadside till he pass away.
4. Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement with your wheel spoke.
5. Go soothingly on the grease mud as there lurk the skid demon.
6. Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corner to save the collapse and tires up.
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:20 PM
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Oh I can tell you from personal experience that "tootling the horn" is not going to work, nor is shouting the warning of "hai hai"...but blasting past thier drivers door and kicking off thier side mirror to a warning shout of "if you ain't using it, you won't be needing it", usually works wonders.....

I also love the part about not letting a dog become entangled in your spokes.....

...and I have painfully met the "skid demon"...he was lurking on a wet pedestrian crossing where the nice shiny painted white lines are....
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"Skid Demon"

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