a man walks into a pub one night, goes up to the bar and asks for a beer."certainly, sir that'll be one cent." "One cent?!".."thats right" the barman assures him. so the guy glances over at the menu and asks, "could i have a nice juicy T-bone steak with fries, peas and salad?" ..."certainly sir" that'll be 4 cents....Four cents says the guy.... stunedhe asks,. where is the guy that owns this place?..the barman replies "upstairs with me wife".........whats he doing with your wife? the man asks..........the same thing im doing to his business
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